Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Rylee's jokes

She's full of it this morning (OK, every morning). She's telling knock-knock jokes to Dexter as I type. She hears Anna tell jokes and gets them a little mixed up. I have to say, I kind-of like her versions better!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne is drowning in the bathtub.


Knock-knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock-knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana ya glad I didn't say orange?

Knock - knock
Who's there?
Penguin
Penguin who?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Penguin
Penguin who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pterodactyl
Pterodactyl who?
Pterodactyl ya glad I didn't say Penguin!

1 comment:

Karen R said...

oh Rylee...thanks for making me smile!